The worst kind of sweat.) …What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, Smash. Also, the stench of sitting on that stupid couch for every single match for almost four hours long started to get to me a little bit, especially with everybody sweating up a storm and rubbing it all over all those Gamecube controllers and passing it to you afterwards, urgh. I had no chance against him… Well…maybe I would have if I just “believed in myself” a bit more, whatever.

I’ve been Smashing with locals, friends, family, former drug dealers and addicts since 1999 – and I even entered a Melee tournament back in 2002 in downtown Vancouver where I was eventually ousted in the quarter-finals by a guy who mained a killer Fox.

Either way, it’s a good time to be a Smash Bros. And how could you not get excited!? It’s freakin’ Smash! I don’t care who you are or what console you like over the other, you have the admit that it’s still pretty fun and satisfying beating the ever-loving shit out of your least favourite Nintendo characters with your most cherished Nintendo characters. DEMO VERSION!!! (As of September 23rd, 2014) What a smashing coincidence! (Yeah, I know, bad pun… Shut up!) With the impending arrival of the next highly anticipated installment in the “Super Smash Bros.” series (you know…that Nintendo fighting crossover game thingy…good for throwing at parties and when you’re drunk) now arriving in North America as of…*checks calendar* right now, and with the Wii U version of the game (the one that I’m getting, personally) sailing on over here via illegal cargo ship sometime soon - the girlish screams of the many fanboys and fangirls are running high. A Game Made By: Felipe_9595 Created Using: Game Maker It's A: PLATFORMER Game That Roughly Takes Around: 5 - 10 Minutes To Complete And It's A.

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